This Christmas, my sister payed me to draw her boyfriend, so I drew a Canadian Sasquatch. She sent me this fuzzy photograph of it. I'm sorry that her hands tremor. I think she permanently has a Kanye song stuck in her head.
"Canadian Bigfoot". He is holding a moonshine jug and a hockey stick. How fucking clever of me.
And here is a close-up of a ufo painting that I made. It is currently on the lovely walls of New York Pizza in Greensboro, and I'm trading my friend his dinosaur painting for it. Being an artist means that I can be a kindergartener forever.